Wednesday, 29 May 2013

On the lighter side...

Top things that sound dirty in law but aren't...

  • Have you looked through her briefs?
  • He is one hard judge
  • Counsel, let’s do it in Chambers
  • His solicitor withdrew at the last minute
  • Is it a penal offence?
  • Better leave the handcuffs on
  • For £200 an hour she’d better be good!
  • Can you get him to drop his suit?
  • The judge gave her the stiffest one he could
  • Think you can get me off

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